Seattle Leaf Blower

The act of getting one's face sat on, then proceeding to blow out air into their ass crack.

"Man, her ass was so fat, I just had to give her dat Seattle Leaf Blower!"

by B Bird June 19, 2025

Maple Leafs

The Maple Leaf's are an original 6 national hockey league teauhh help me uhchhhh I'm chocking uhchchchjchjchjc ˚¨ßczgnr ikfsykajcFNU

The Maple Leafs really blew a 3-1 series lead to the Montreal Canadians

by Leafsman1967 June 1, 2021

Leaf

Nature’s toilet paper

Oh hey you got a leaf I need i to poop NOW wait NO jerry get your butt back here to help my butt jerry!

by Abbie yeah that girl May 25, 2021

Leaf

A leafeon who has gone through hell it self and is the god that drifts between universe

Have you hear leaf is gone

by Lordskittles145 February 9, 2021

Leaf Jacks

A form of jumping jacks done under a tree, combining yard work and exercise. This was created by Ralph Drabble on September 30, 2011. They are hard to do because the leaves fall with every jump. The leaves are caught, then raked into a pile. As the final part of the exercise one monster jumping jack is taken and the leaves are jumped into and then played with. Leaf Jacks are a great way to get cardio and yard work at the same time. So if you're tired but want to relax, take a tip from Ralph - try Leaf Jacks!

Ralph: Oh no, time for some Leaf Jacks! This yard is gonna get covered in leaves. (he starts doing jumping jacks and counting) One.. Two.. Three.. Four..

Hec: Hey, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird jumping jack?

Ralph: Yes, its a Leaf Jack. You catch the leaves while you're doing jumping jacks. Try it out!

Hec: (starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Yi.. Er.. San.. Si.. Wow! Nice one! Great for qigong.

Ralph: These are right. Great healing movies. (make a seeahh sound)

Beatrice: I saw that! You two guys better hustle. (she turns into Gunny Granny mode) Move it! MOVE IT! (she starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Wow, these work! A Gunny Granny could learn to love these.

Hec: Yup! Maybe they should be part of Marine Corps PT.

Ralph: Sweet! A Drabble's gotta do what a Drabble's gotta do. (he rakes the leaves up and they all jump into it, playing) Leaf Jacks rule!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 13, 2011

Brother Leaf

Starting by a young girl named Jackie, who's actual name is biscuit, the term "Brother Leaf" refers to a guy as reliable as a leaf! Flakes off every fall and grows back every spring. ^_^

Ahh man, my boyfriend is really a brother leaf.

by Ramon Machiavelli December 16, 2011

Pulling a Maple Leafs

Finishing top 5 at the end of the season and then choking in the playoffs.

My friend asked how’d it go, I said said we pulled a Maple Leafs meaning we choked
Pulling a maple Leafs: Choking in the playoffs.

by RomeStiggg74 March 19, 2021