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Denison Law

the idea that as soon as you disclose the aspects of a relationship, of any sort, to one or more persons where envy may lie, the relationship experiences a downfall or dissipates.

More aggressive in new relationships, where vulnerability is high.
"How's the relationship going?"
"Not so well. Denison law just came in full force."
by Jack and Diamond July 31, 2017
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pirate law

Humans live by a series of commonly accepted behaviours, norms, and laws. Someone who abides by pirate law, lives their life by their own set of rules which may or may not be accepted by the rest of society. Under this philosophy, one takes what they want without concern over consequences or compassion for others. To follow such a philosophy is to live and behave much like a pirate.
If a person steals from others - not because of need but out of want, they are living by pirate law.
If a person stops or interrupts traffic to cross the street - not because they are in a rush, but simply because they want to cross, they are living by pirate law.
by Keds January 26, 2014
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Bawley's Law

When you're in a relationship, everyone likes you, but when you're single, no one likes you.

Conceived on Bawley's Beach, Australia, when a group of promiscuous girls presented themselves to two boys with committed relationships, who, when single, had slim-to-none chance of scoring.
"So I went to this party with my girlfriend and all these girls start hitting on me, but when i'm single, no one flirts with me!"

"Dude, that's Bawley's Law.."
by partyingnaked July 17, 2012
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Gooniör’s Law

Everything is 50/50. Either something happens or it doesn’t.
“You gonna fuck that bitch?”

Man it’s Gooniör’s Law, maybe it’ll happen maybe it won’t.”
by decoldestcrawford June 26, 2021
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Sab's Law

Originating from iFunny, a law that states any sharp objects left on the ground will be fallen on, often multiple times.
"did you hear that Blaze kid got hit by Sab's Law?"
by Dallas C. January 15, 2020
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The Law of Attraction

The belief that positive or negative thoughts bring positive or negative experiences into a person's life.
Using the Law of Attraction you can manifest anything
by KaedanClub September 9, 2020
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Blobby Law

stupid laws that us trippin Jits be breakin
"Bro that Stamp Act of 1765 lowkey a blobby law."
by gib_ September 21, 2021
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