pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

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suma satsuma boomer loomer

someone who spends their life horizontal and helps young brown men with disney quotes on their walls. Live their destiny to become a IT technician at Microsoft.

My friends mum is such a suma satsuma boomer loomer.

by sirbradnickthe5th February 4, 2022

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The Tallest Oompa Loompa

When someone tends to stand out in the crowd. Usually not in a good way.

Man. You can literally see Tyler’s fucking forehead over this crowd. The tallest oompa loompa right there I think.

by Avery Doddles March 23, 2022

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Bein an Oompa Loompa means that you share a fate with them. The fate of never ending labour that carries on until death.

You can also be "Oompa Loompa"-ed which means that one has been forced into his dire situation

Normally it is used in a humorous manner, mostly in a Videogame context. To mean that someone has totally outplayed and annihilated another person.

Other common spellings include "Oompa Loompa'ed" "Oompa Loompa-ed" "Oompa Loompaed"

A: What have you died to?
B: I have been "Oompa Loompa"-ed so fucking bad...

A: How's your Job?
B: I feel like a damn Oompa Loompa and might quit soon

A: lol, you are being an Oompa Loompa and you don't even notice
B: Man, don't be rude about me not wanting to quit my job

by Bosh_the_Drill January 15, 2023

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