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Lincoln

Lincoln, the guy who sits behind you in math class.
He comes too early to class, which is why nobody notices him.
He either sits at the back, or not at all.
He thinks he's funny, and if he picks up the courage to talk to you, you will wish you were deaf.
"Omg that guy is such a Lincolnnnn"
by Spacey Lisa October 17, 2020
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Lincoln high school

Lincoln highschool has an horrible education system probably the worst In Michigan it's full of wanna be gang members, crackheads and sluts the teachers are nice the principal is ******ed but the worst about Lincoln are all the white boys that act gangster or hard oh and the football team is better than Belleville
I went to Lincoln high school that place was wack
by Apple123344 October 15, 2021
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thanks Lincoln

Used on posts where block folks are acting a fool.

As in “Thanks for ending slavery, president Lincoln
“Did you see this snatch and grab at Walmart??”

Thanks Lincoln
by BallsMcartney March 19, 2024
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Lincoln log

A Foursome 69 where two members lie on the floor parallel to each other and the other two member position themselves over top them in a planking position. All face to genitalia, staking like Lincoln logs.
Tony: Stacy and I want to invite you and Amanda to Lincoln log tonight, you in?
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.
by Stair_Breaker November 12, 2019
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Lincoln County (GA) High School

The most drama filled place on Earth, where If you’re not cheating, you’re getting cheated on. Staff cares more about football than academics. Every 15 year old is pregnant. And teachers boarder line sleep with students with no consequences. And every once in a while we get the substitute that sleeps through 3 blocks. Atleast we still have Mr. Madden.
Lincoln County (GA) High School is a great place to send your kids !!!!
by lchs. May 31, 2022
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lincoln stretch

a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."
Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.
by urkzik September 25, 2013
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Lincoln Log

A shit so large that Abraham Lincoln could build his entire house out of it.
Dropped a fat Lincoln Log today, stank to high hell
by Garfibromyalgia May 20, 2021
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