Kyle

A dirty trout that is smelly, so people try not to talk to him. But there is always that one girl who's like "ohmygod I love trout, cause I'm a Newfie like that!" And he's all like smellin' up the hallways at school and whatnot, but she's okay with it. Cause she's a pretty chill type of person.

Girl 1: Did you see trout today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's looking fine.
Girl 3: Eww he has a yellow, pasty trout face
Girl 2: But he's soooooooo cute. I love trout cause I'm Newfie like that.
*Kyle walks in*
Kyle: Who's trout?
Girl 1: That's not important..
Kyle: K...Fine
*Kyle exits*
Girl 2: If only he knew our secret nickname for him was trout.

by Your Mom's Twat October 23, 2011

Kyle

Someone of the Jewish religion.

My friend is a kyle.

by Cornholed July 12, 2011

Kyle

Is a bitch.

You know Kyle?

Yeah what about him?

That kid's such a bitch

Facts

by Dammnnnnnn February 14, 2020

Kyle

A ginger who will die lonely

Dude, what a Kyle!

by JesusLover55 January 22, 2020

KYLE

Another way to say asshole without saying asshole

Don't be such a kyle.

by CatDrugs September 17, 2019

Kyle

Kyle seems like a nice guy at first, but on the inside he is a fucking dick.

Guy; Are you friends with Kyle
Other Guy; I was but he turned into a fucking dick

by BigGayMan May 13, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a small little boy who loves to play fortnite he usually goes mental over a can of monster, massive shlong and he’s really cute

My mate Kyle is an absolute fucking unit on the footy field

by AaronBirtha August 31, 2020