Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't stop thinking about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl

Girl 1: What's your new boyfriend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
Girl 2: But what about your boyfriend?
Girl 1: He's hot but not a Kobe

by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021

Kobe

A dead basketball player.

Bro#1: bruh lay on the floor real quick
Bro#2 Ok *Lays on floor*
*All Bros nearby gather around the victim*

All bros excpet Bro#2 together: DON'T MAKE FUN OF KOBE MAN

by _M1dN1ght January 28, 2020

kobe

only for people who can ball R.I.P kobe ❤️❤️❤️~🅱️lizzyy.dior🤗🤗🤗

shoot it ~tariq
kobe~blizzyy.dior
Yessir~tariq
yessir~blizzyy.dior

by Blizzyy.dior January 27, 2020

Kobe

When you are so rich you can avoid traffic in your helicopter 🚁. But it will crash and and burn your rich ass. Can also be used when you throw trash in the can but it crashes on the side and slides down and may or may not spontaneously explode.

Did you see that helicopter that crashed into a mountain. Jan 26th 2020? Rumor is they yelled Kobe before dying.

by SIR MUFASA September 1, 2025

Kobe Bryant

For some he was a really great basketball player... for some he was a really good rapper... for some he was the best Bulls player.. and for some he was just LeBron.

Person 1:Wow, look! She posted a story saying RIP KOBE BRYANT (my fave rapper)
Person 2:Damn those Kobe fans will tear her apart

by Haaaalllloooowwww February 22, 2020

Kobes

A bloke who wants to graft females but is a keyboard warrior so cannot perform on the night.

A classic snapchat graft with no real life benefits.

Kobe is such a Kobes , he is constantly snapchatting Juicy but sacked it at the party.

by goodchatdemon June 10, 2019

Kobe

His big brother go to him any chance he can get and goes to his brother and fucks him but his dad makes him ride it

Have you heard kobe he is screaming in the background

by Deai March 25, 2025