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keyboard coach

A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.
Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.

James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.

Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete
by Ronsta January 30, 2021
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keykeeper

Very small group composed of the most inquisitive innovators in the galaxy. Specializing especially in matters regarding the realigning of female vertebrae, and the holders of the all powerful artifact, they are the only mortals who hold the keys to the outer realms where they spend much of their time. Because of this many speculate they are no longer human at all, considering they carry humanities burdens as though it was a feather. Other than having effortless success on a massive scale in anything they feel like doing, they are regarded by women and men alike as one of humanities last hopes
“Idc if he was a bastard, thanos was hard bruh, he was the most powerful in the whole galaxy”

“That nigga ain’t got shit on any one of the keykeepers tho, he was just lucky they were in Kazakhstan conducting experiments beyond his comprehension, too busy for his dickdust headass.”
“No shit but I didn’t think they were mortal, didn’t they run a train on Beyoncé and Rihanna while simultaneously cracking the davinci code?”

“Yea thats facts I read about it in Paul Mitchell”
by De Zohan May 8, 2021
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keyboardxagamin

An attention seeking child that fakes being suicidal for attention.
Anthony is such a keyboardxagamin.
by randompeople887 March 5, 2022
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Computer keyboard

The best beds for fucking cats, who fucking sleep on it only when you want to fucking use it.
*computer keyboard sits alone, not being used* *cat ignores it* *cat sees human coming to use it* *imidiatly sleeps on it*
human: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...
by tsakeboyaaaa November 14, 2018
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Yugal Keyhole

Hey, did you see her Yugal keyhole?
by DanceGlamp January 29, 2022
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cleaning my keyboard

is defined as: a phrase uttered after a particularly enjoyable (erotic) rping or sexting session.
note, the term can be re-phrased to "cleaning the keyboard."

also, can be shortened to "CMK" or "CTK" respectively.

not to be confused with the act of cleaning a spilled drink off of ones keyboard.
quite.. I`m not sure about you but I`m cleaning my keyboard...
by XemnasT July 25, 2011
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Yogurt on the Keyboard

A joke that many people use to mention them jacking off and ejaculating on their keyboard.
Person1: is that cum on your keyboard?
Person2: no, I just spilled some yogurt on the Keyboard.
by DeliriousDavid August 9, 2016
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