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The Big Dick of Justice is given to those who have been wronged or denied justice while in the work force. The Big Dick of Justice or BDOJ for short, is as big as it needs to be. The head is hard and callused so when he bottoms out the receiver feels like they have been fucked by a freight train. The vein is sharp and cuts as it enters. The BDOJ has a felony wrap sheet longer than its shaft and used to be on the wrong side of the law but now its fights for righteousness. With the Glare of Clint Eastwood, the attitude of Charlton Heston and the swagger of Burt Reynolds the BDOJ is a force to be hold. He has a tattoo on the underside that reads "Pain" and more chest hair than Tom Selleck from Magnum PI. His mustache hides whats left of a large scar he got from taking down two Mexican drug cartels and impregnating their mothers.
"We all got dragged to this meeting that didn't even concern us! Im going to wield the BDOJ like Liono! and get justice from this bullshit job!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"
by Remote Troll August 23, 2011
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Taste My Justice

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A Phrase Yelled before delivering a swift, yet powerfull pimp slap to a persons face. Can be used as punishment but is mainly used as a prank and/or for abuse
Tom: Hey mate, did ya see tha-
Steve: Taste My Justice!!! *Slap*
by RakuIcarus January 4, 2009
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Having been knighted 6 or more times by the king of England.
Rudy Guiliani is one sixth of a Justin (A.K.A. he has only been knighted once) :(
by hollybear November 21, 2010
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-One of the sweetest guys you will ever meet. Any girl would be lucky to call him hers. He's very thoughtful, handsome, hilarious, and adorable. Although he is shy, once he starts to open-up, he will become a great friend. Man of every girls' dreams.
by emuhlee_b October 17, 2011
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justin chad

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A dude who started world war 1 , likes to punch dogs , AND he made a FAKE GOFUNDME THATS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR HIS SISTER , BUT HE USED THE MONEY HE RAISED TO BUY CIGARETTES TO GIVE TO CHILDREN AT AN ENTIE SCHOOL. (This was according to the we are two different people tour )
Person 1: do you remember that justin chad guy?
Person 2: yeah he started world war 1 btw
Person 1: WAIT I DIDNT KNOW THAT.
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David Justice

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An African-American Major League Baseball player of note. An All-Star in both American and National Leagues, Justice established a new standard of playoff success in a remarkable 14-year career. He won World Series championships with the 1995 Atlanta Braves and 2000 New York Yankees before retiring in 2002.

He has also worked as a commentator for ESPN and the YES Network (New York). He currently resides in Poway, California and is known locally for his frequent, generous participation in Charity-Celebrity golf tournaments.

Perhaps best know, however, for his much publicized three-year marriage to Academy Award-winning actress Halle Berry, and their equally publicized 1996 divorce.
Here's a drive, deep to right, Ramirez turns, to the track, SHE'S GONE!
-Bob Costas, on David Justice's game-winning homerun in Game 6 of the 1995 World Series

A tall and lean left-handed power hitter, Garrett Anderson's productive swing has often been compared to former Braves star David Justice.
by DJustice23 May 28, 2009
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jersey justice

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A term coined by former Baltimore Ravens defensive tackle Tony Siragusa to describe beating the living shit out of someone in retribution for any offense, real or perceived. Generally, the retribution is greater than the crime.
SIRAGUSA: Yeah, I had a guy in Philadelphia throw a snowball. He was a little shocked when I climbed into the stands. And gave a little Jersey justice, you know what I mean.
by Geoff Lilley January 10, 2011
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