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jordan is a fat ass loser with an intelligence level of 0 he is a guy that has no respect for hygiene and that causes the class to smell like rolls of sushi and is known to brake many girls hearts jordans are known to look like boys who have big noses and small asian eyes.
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Jordan by jordan stalker May 21, 2018
The crustiest cream cheese complexion looking ass you will ever see. Homegirl looks like a healthy crackhead all 24 hours of the day. She shops in the old lady section of target. A typical female Jordan will never have to worry about boy problems and usually thinks their intelligence is much higher than it actually is.
Me: "Hey Jordan, are you talking to any cute boys?"
Me : "Just kidding haha"
Jordan: *cries*
Jordan by 123qasdfw45 November 1, 2018
You know that girl, such a typical Jordan
Jordan by Crustyavocado December 13, 2018
the sweetest girl you will meet.she is short and half chinese. really likes guys and is super pretty.
Jordan is my coolio friend.
jordan by liufhilurghuiffvhn May 13, 2012
A black / very dark skinned GIRL.
*Black girl walks in*

Hey here comes a Jordan!
Jordan by Ashlyn000002 March 28, 2009