January 19

Your friends birthday.

Oh it’s January 19! Happy Brithday ___

by Gouuto January 19, 2021

january 27

a super cool birthday when all the coolest people are born and ur even cooler if you were born at night 😎

you’re birthdays january 27?? you must be super cool

by mozflash January 25, 2021

January 27

National do what your girlfriend says day...

“Hey you gotta suck my toes it’s January 27”

by Koochieslayaa January 26, 2021

22nd January

The day a legend was born

Malte Moldt the legend was born on 22nd January

by Moldt April 9, 2021

Just Jerk January

This is the time of the month where you just Jerk! Like do nothing else, but jerk!

Friend 1: "Hey! Are you free this Sunday?"
Friend 2: "Fuck No! Just Jerk January is gonna begin! So I am just jerk."

by manish_here December 19, 2018

Jolly Jack January (JJJ)

This is the 3rd phase after NNN (no nut November) and DDD(destroy dick December). It involves jacking off to Christmas music in the following pattern:
Days Times
1. 1.

2. 1.

3. 2.

4. 3
5. 5
(Amount of times is Fibonacci)
Eligibility: only the people who have completed NNN and DDD may do this!
The winner will obtain the 3Js badge for the their courage, strength and resilience and they will qualify for the next round, fingerless February.
Last note: the song must be always the same one and it has to be played at full volume on a speaker(headphones don't count but phone speaker counts as long as it's loud, 60dB ).

Your such a beast! Completed the Jolly Jack January (JJJ) !
Lost JJJ on the third day, weak.

by Alpakqua November 7, 2019

January 4th

Early day of the year, and the days babies who came too late for New Years Day, also the birthday where a kid either gets no presents because Christmas was too close to the B-day, or The day the kid gets a whole bunch of presents because again Christmas was so close so the people just waited until the B-day.

Example 1: You're pregnancy was extended so you're baby will come after New Years Day on January 4th.

Example 2: Tommy got his gifts Christmas gifts on his B-day January 4th

Example 3: Tommy got his B-day presents for Christmas too even though his B-day is after Christmas on January 4th

by Blood Bill January 3, 2012