The one group of your friends who brings the party to any situation. Often drunk or at least smells like booze. The jake may wear the same hoodie for a few days in a row and he is a relevant excuse to you wife or girlfriend for being late, drunk or otherwise unattentive after a night out. You may avoid The Jake for a few weeks after an encounter.. the man is an animal. The jake can also polish off a bag of any salty snacks, swears around children and literally does not give fack about anything when he is being himself. The Jake will tell embellished stories about the good ol days. The Jake is extremly likeable in most settings in spite of his agressive nature and ability to stay awake for what may seem forever.
Man, I just realized yiu are The Jake of our friends.
I didn't want to be The Jake.
Animal party animal drunk douchebag
I didn't want to be The Jake.
Animal party animal drunk douchebag
by Bringo5 May 10, 2018
Get the The Jakemug. 
1) Alternative for Owned
2) A problem relating to the internet, such as disconnection, problems logging onto a site, etc.
alt. Jakage
2) A problem relating to the internet, such as disconnection, problems logging onto a site, etc.
alt. Jakage
by Jakage February 25, 2005
Get the Jakedmug. 
It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."
I hate you so much. Jakes, jakes.
by melodious December 21, 2006
Get the jakesmug. Mythological The one real egg head at Brigham Young University. Characterized by lack of bathing, putrid foot odor, crazy hair, and mod Clothes.
by idedontknow October 25, 2004
Get the The Jakemug. He’s the best sexiest hunkiest better than you at Fortnite and is also very athletic and doesn’t have braces
by JakeyBoy 320 October 15, 2018
Get the JAKEmug.