had a jacket

Prior criminal conviction

They arrested me for a crime I didn’t commit because I had a jacket.

by Lucky7373 June 04, 2021

Jizz Jacket

The end result of a bukake session or gang bang where every guy aimed for her tits leaving her torso coated in jizz.

All 15 dudes tried to hit the slut's tits giving her a jizz jacket.

The gang bang ended with her having a jizz jacket.

by freakgodd September 10, 2016

Leather Jacket

the piece of clothing made famous by allan

“Allan has quite the leather jacket”
“He is the jacket”

by akholms April 09, 2022

Leather Jacket

the piece of clothing made famous by allan

“Allan has quite the leather jacket”
“He is the jacket”

by akholms April 09, 2022

Gaff Jacket

Dressing gown you wear, walking around and sitting in your gaff.

Im gonna get back to my gaff, put kettle on for a brew and get my gaff jacket on.

by Amy Mcshag December 31, 2021

Jacker Jacket

Jerking off with a large jacket or hoodie over your schlong. This can easily be done in public without having attention drawn to you.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Jacker Jacket at the movies last night.

by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Let me go grab my Dior Dior jacket

Unfunny Twitter meme from 2021 I think

The comments clowning on this monstrosity of the worst meme. Let me go grab my Dior Dior jacket

by Oil up lil broillbe there in 5 February 27, 2024