The girl that most men hope and dream for. Can sell movies due to her good looks and hot body
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)
Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.
(If u wanna see her as close to naked as she has been see into the blue)
Also a thing that men say to each other when they are trying to pick up.
Todd: I heard that into the blue wasn't that good.
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that
Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba
Allan:Who cares, Jessica Alba is in a bikini for the whole movie
Todd:i'd pay to see that
Bill: That chick is checking you out.. and she's pretty fair
Matt: yeh but she ain't no Jessica Alba
by Allan S November 21, 2005
1. a reference to "Baby Jessica" Mcclure, the Texas infant who fell down a well in Midland, Texas on October 14, 1987. This created a national shitstorm of attention as rescuers worked for 58 hours to release her.
2. A sexual act that involves placing one's testicles into another's asshole, to the point where they get stuck. Thus the oft used saying "I baby jessica'd her (him) last night"
2. A sexual act that involves placing one's testicles into another's asshole, to the point where they get stuck. Thus the oft used saying "I baby jessica'd her (him) last night"
by J. Chris January 22, 2008
Jessica Simpson: uH like Nick, why does this can say Chicken Under The Sea, I mean how do chickens like live, under the sea?!?!?
Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.
Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
Nick: Jessica, it's tuna.
Jessica: DUR DA DURRRRR
by Lilliaa June 29, 2006
Known to be an incredibly able Leader, with incredible skill in the art of Debating. Known to be ruthless in leadership of large organisations, and to punish those that annoy her to questionable standards. Is easily the best insulter in these lands and is a self apointed Saint after the successful campaigns she's run. If you know her, don't dare annoy her, or you won't wake up tommorrow. Seen commonly on the popular game called RuneScape.
The next best thing from the British Monarchy, it's our very own; Saint Jessica! The ultimate mixture of Satan and God.
by Lord Richard Spillman March 27, 2008
The hottest person on earth, this woman is so fine and she doesn’t even realize it.
She makes people so happy and is the reason that some people are alive today.
Get yourself a Jess Rader because you will be the happiest person ever
She makes people so happy and is the reason that some people are alive today.
Get yourself a Jess Rader because you will be the happiest person ever
by SadButDas August 30, 2022
A girl that is different from everyone but a good different. Jessica Barth doesn't follow people like everyone else......she is her self. You'll love her and think she's 3 cute. People will hate her just because they are jealous of her. Jessica is the most amazing girl alive.
by Kevin 9hillip2 October 10, 2013
by oh..wow.sports July 09, 2021