2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

inch-dick

To move slow as fuck; to accomplish almost nothing

This traffic is bullshit, I've been inch-dicking it the whole way to work today...

by StumbOz March 23, 2017

Metric Inch

A distance of 33 millimetres.

Why do you think using British Imperial measurements makes you free? If you give them a metric inch, they'll take a kilometre.

by Jaymax February 20, 2022

1 inch willie

A very small penis. Normally a sarcastic term for a small penis, not literally a 1 incher.

I heard Mitchell has a 1 inch Willie.

by Willie Dong December 20, 2015

one inch demon

A confident little penis that can please a partner all night long

"his one inch demon wouldn't stop, not even at 10 am!"

by Ariegl July 16, 2018

juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.

He's Juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

10 inch

Liam Payne train deferring to his large pen!s

Maya: I’m in Payne

Olivia: nah that 10 inch Payne is in u

by Lolz___ June 10, 2021