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inch

The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.

So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
Her: How big is it?

Him: Oh about 5 inches.

Her: Really?!

Him: Yes, why?

Her: ...
by derogatory remarks October 25, 2023
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One inch pinch

A pinch were you pinch one inch of thier skin
I am going to one inch pinch you if you dont be quiet now
by Holmie G November 17, 2014
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Six inch stinger

When a privileged white make covers his penis in hot sauce and proceeds to thrust themselves into the cavity of an unsuspecting person
Man I was at a party the other night and turn the light out and gave them the six inch stinger.
by Greasy nipple November 4, 2023
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11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.
Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.
by gregben September 12, 2023
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Inch Chua

A pretentious Singaporean musician who acts artsy and genuine but is actually really fake AF... and uses bots for her Instagram.
"Hey, stop being so fake. You aren't Inch Chua."
"Oh wow, I didn't know you could be so inauthentic, so Inch Chua-ish!"
by thelolhuman January 14, 2019
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180 inch Wraps

The minimum length of hand wraps for boxing should be 180 inches. Pad the knuckles, bind the metacarpals, lock in thw thumb, and stabilize the wrist.
"Bruh, you're hitting the bag without 180 inch wraps?"
"I don't need that."
"You're gonna get arthritis by 25 man."
by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025
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