Puddle Love

A relationship lacking substance or depth. Often characterised by one person being emotionally unavailable or using the other person for personal gain.

"I fell in love with him, then I found out he was married and I was just a fling to him. Classic puddle love situation."

"Joni really loved Evan, but it turned out he was only using her for her money. Sounds like a case of puddle love."

by Gentlycough September 20, 2022

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Puddle Pirate

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Shut up you little puddle pirate

by F1nM4cl34n June 22, 2021

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Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.

Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.

Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?

by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023

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Muddy Puddle

Similar to “The Gravy Method” but instead of getting the gravy out, the individual who put the powder inside the other persons asshole is tied down while the person with the gravy inside their asshole forcefully shits on the other persons face, proceeding to make the mess of a muddy puddle

Mate why do I keep letting the priest tie me down and give me a muddy puddle

by trippy dippy September 8, 2025

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Puddle Of Flesh

Not unlike Plenty of Fish, POF also stands for Puddle of Flesh. POF is the substance that you turn in to and the sound that it makes when it happens.

Gordilia: "OMG! My BF just went POF!"

Larry: "What does that mean?"

Gordilia: "He turned in to a puddle of flesh!"

Larry: "Plop is the man who falls without bones!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023

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