Re-Stained the Deck

When a guy has sex two days in a row without showering.

Yeah man, had a great week-end with her, I even re-stained the deck.

by Restainer September 25, 2021

Deck head

A person who only judges a house and/or person by the quality of there porch and deck.

Man that guy is such a deck head

by SKYTURTLE May 13, 2018

Upper deck

The act of shitting in someone's mouth.

Harrison: Ay Tony whatcha doin for your birthday?
Tony: Well I want you to upper deck my fuckin toilet
Harrison: Shit if you say so

by theachiever September 25, 2022

The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board

See... The situation we find ourselves in now is akin to this ☝️

Iam "The optimal Spellbook/Dogmatika deck turn 1 board consists of the cards: Secret Village of Spellcasters, Jowgan the Spiritualist, and Dogmatika Punishment. As long as Secret Village of Spellcasters is on the field, only the owner of the card is allowed to use spell cards (so long as they possess a Spellcaster monster on the field). Jowgan the Spiritualist prevents special summoning. And Dogmatika punishment will destroy a face up monster. It creates a situation where your opponent has no choice but to use their 1 normal summon on a monster that will inevitably be destroyed by Dogmatika Punishment and/or set a monster. This board almost always guarantees a turn 3 and shuts down spell heavy decks or decks that rely heavily on link/synchro climbing or special summoning. Ideally you will Spellbook climb into Jowgan so summon it in defense position. It's a fun deck that results in only 1 player being able to play Yugioh."

Hym "And that's like THIS! It's the same thing! What's happening right now?"

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Decked

To strike or hit someone so hard that they lose the ability to remain standing.

John was popping off at the mouth again, so I decked him and he regretted it.

by eatpubes August 27, 2023

Deck

Bruno’s long decadent dick. When hard it points straight out and curve upwards towards the tip area. In a special occurrence it will curve to the right. You can do what ever you want with it as long as you co own it but only one other does…

omg Bruno’s deck is so long!!

by Skunkeim July 29, 2024

Top Deck

To jack-off (masturbate) whilst defecating (pooping). Name comes from Cadbury Top Deck chocolate, white chocolate top with milk (brown) chocolate bottom.

Mario explained with a smile he took so long in the bathroom as he was giving himself a Top Deck.

by Pazzy August 18, 2025