by danidude May 5, 2022

A phrase used to describe when someone’s pants zipper is down; because in the barn door is the hog (penis).
by CreamyDreamSupreme April 30, 2023

Always referencing horses, always making them a main conversation topic, and making them your number one priority.
Horse addiction: being overly obsessed with your horses well being and constantly wanting to ride them and spend time with them.
In other words barn crazy
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In other words barn crazy
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by countrycracker July 16, 2016

A form of the Eiffel Tower (Sexual Position), smothered in condensed milk (can be substituted for condensed coconut milk for dietary restrictions), in which three partners go to town. Picture the yogurt skittles commercial.
by TheOnlyGio801 June 16, 2023

My neighbor's rooster woke me up this morning! I need to move away from that beaner barn.
Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."
Husband: "Let's get a chicken! They lay up to 10 eggs per day!"
Wife: "You're not turning my house into a beaner barn."
by Panurge87 July 25, 2024

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.
by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021

by Horac December 11, 2023
