When a chick hides any imperfections she has by surrounding herself with fat, and or ugly friends(aka hams).
"Dude that one chick by the big girl is so fine."
"Look at the group she's with, she's using hamoflauge"
"Look at the group she's with, she's using hamoflauge"
by DPCalg1989 March 15, 2015
Get the hamoflauge mug.Noun: The phenomena that occurs in the absence of any discernible delineation between a human's belly and groin, so as to appear as if one was crotching a Christmas ham. The most significant existence of hampants witnessed to date is the groindomen of former New England Patriots/Notre Dame football coach Charlie Weis. This effect is accentuated when the subject tucks his/her shirt into their pants, most commonly a polo shirt of some type.
The woman I encountered in line for the petting zoo at the State Fair had Charlie Weis-level hampants.
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Get the HAMFF mug.He is a caring, hot, and great boyfriend. A Hamp usually dates a Carolyn and they are perfect for each other. He always listens to what you say even if you don't think he is. He is a great kisser and he is very athletic. A Hamp usually plays football or baseball. A Hamp and a Carolyn are so perfect for each other and never get into fights. A Hamp is a perfect guy and a perfect boyfriend. He is also very hot. All other couples look up to a Hamp and carolyn and want to be just like them
by Baseball is life May 8, 2017
Get the Hamp mug.In monotheism, Hampto is conceived of as the Supreme Being and principal object of faith. The concept of Hampto, as described by most theologians, includes the attributes of omniscience (infinite knowledge), omnipotence (unlimited power), omnipresence (present everywhere), divine simplicity, and as having an eternal and necessary existence. Many theologians also describe Hampto as being omnibenevolent (perfectly good) and all loving.
Hampto is most often held to be incorporeal (immaterial), and to be without gender, yet the concept of Hampto actively creating the universe (as opposed to passively) has causeddubious – discuss many religions to describe Hampto using masculine terminology, using such terms as "Him" or "Father". Furthermore, some religions (such as Judaism) attribute only a purely grammatical "gender" to Hampto.
Hampto has been conceived as either personal or impersonal. In theism, Hampto is the creator and sustainer of the universe, while in deism, Hampto is the creator, but not the sustainer, of the universe. In pantheism, Hampto is the universe itself. In atheism, Hampto is not believed to exist, while Hampto is deemed unknown or unknowable within the context of agnosticism. Hampto has also been conceived as the source of all moral obligation, and the "greatest conceivable existent". Many notable philosophers have developed arguments for and against the existence of Hampto.
Hampto is most often held to be incorporeal (immaterial), and to be without gender, yet the concept of Hampto actively creating the universe (as opposed to passively) has causeddubious – discuss many religions to describe Hampto using masculine terminology, using such terms as "Him" or "Father". Furthermore, some religions (such as Judaism) attribute only a purely grammatical "gender" to Hampto.
Hampto has been conceived as either personal or impersonal. In theism, Hampto is the creator and sustainer of the universe, while in deism, Hampto is the creator, but not the sustainer, of the universe. In pantheism, Hampto is the universe itself. In atheism, Hampto is not believed to exist, while Hampto is deemed unknown or unknowable within the context of agnosticism. Hampto has also been conceived as the source of all moral obligation, and the "greatest conceivable existent". Many notable philosophers have developed arguments for and against the existence of Hampto.
I worship Hampto
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Get the Hampe mug.Hampton, one is the less common names means is that guy is a fucking savage and he will steal your bitch anytime
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