Patu Guts

The expression "Patu Guts" stems from colloquial New Zealand culture. It is an hybrid of the two formal New Zealand languages, Maori and English.
The word 'Patu' is the Maori word for dirty, and often used colloquially to denote 'stink', 'crappy' or similar.

The amalgamation 'Patu Guts' therefore refers to someone who has crooked guts, flatulance, or other similar issues.

You've got real patu guts.

by n1neam January 6, 2010

bear guts

slang for verga... which means penis in espanol.. used in down low situations

aye girl, play with my bear guts.

by grimpin1 October 11, 2010

gutting the fish

gutting the fish is when a man with an extremely large cock fucks a bitch in the puss and it is so large it sticks out her mouth and she sucks it

Justin loves gutting the fish out of Jenny until he cums on the wall.

by FISHERMAN12349 October 28, 2008

Rock Gut

When you're so full from eating the food is just sitting in your stomach like a rock.

Man, Pizza Hut gave me the worst rock gut ever.

by Jay Cam January 7, 2009

gut-top

A laptop that rests on the fat gut of a fat individual.

I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.

"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"

by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008

Gut Shot

The act of farting directly unto the belly of a loved one as they try to (unwantedly) "big spoon you"

A deterrent to cuddling/spooning on a hot day.

Able to be passed off as a "sleep fart"

It was hot as hell when I woke up and the bitch tried to come spoon me. Pretending to still be asleep I Gut shot her and she backed off.

by InquisitorX July 13, 2019

beatin guts

Excessive movement of a well endowed male member inside a woman's puss, resulting in internal bruising , torn labia, bleeding conch, and in rare cases, pregnancy.

While we were standing at attention for three hours, sweating our balls off, Ralph was in Bakersfield, beatin guts.

by Thomas Winchester June 23, 2006