gorilla panic

When a hurricane comes and all the black people freak out

As soon as hurricane Katrina started there was mass gorilla panic

by 504ian November 16, 2014

253 Gorillas

Herb-smoking mammals native to Tacoma's Point Defiance Park, though in recent years they have spread to other urban wilds. They pose little threat to those who are "cool", but have been known to savagely assault and mutilate any who demonize the green plant to which they are so partial. Cannaboids have been scientifically proven to increase awareness of these, our simian brethren. They often reveal themselves to the extremely stoned, as strange unexplainable sounds in the night.

(deep roar bellows)
Stoner 1: Do you hear that?
Stoner 2:(coughs, *passes blunt*)Here what?
Hippie/Shaman Dude: That my friends, is the smoking call of the 253 Gorillas. Don't worry, if we leave them our roach, they pose no danger.

by 253 Gorilla February 22, 2008

Gorilla dick

When a guy has a dick that is 2.5 inches or smaller because it's compared to a silverback gorilla which have small dicks

Girl: how big was he?
Girl 2: he was small as fuck he had a gorilla dick!

by infinity_kitti July 5, 2017

Gorilla Tail

N. A long braid of hair sported by African-American men that runs down the back. It is a longer, braided version of the Rat Tail.

Devin Hester's gorilla tail is just magnificent.
Rat Tail
Devin Hester

by Jim Kelly's Nephew October 15, 2010

Gorilla Slam

Verb - Similar to a Gorllia Toss with exception. the girl does not fly out the window instead, the girl is launched into a closed door. Bounces off the closed door and finding the floor with he head ready for another round of pound.

Dude I gorilla slammed your chick so bad last night her coccyx broke!

by Member of Burgundy Bulldogs January 7, 2009

Gorilla Fart

A bomb ass alcoholic drink. Im not sure what is in it...but I suspect that its quite a few different types of liquor because after a night of drinking them, I woke up next to another chick and Im sooo not a lesbo!

I will have another Gorilla Fart, please.

by Libra Chic September 4, 2005

Gorilla Shit

Avery

oh damn nigs that guy over there is a real piece of gorilla shit. u should go over there and kick his shit.

by Monkeyman200000002 June 23, 2008