Skip to main content

Getting Gav’d

The term used to describe a common phenomenon in most workplaces in which a colleague takes a leave of absence and dumps their workload onto their fellow colleagues.

These colleagues, mostly known as “Gav’s”, revel in their ability to pass their work onto others whilst sipping on cocktails on a beach and claiming to be ‘off-sick’ all at the same time.

The term “Getting Gav’d” can be applied to all colleagues in the workplace who fit this persona, simply change the name to fit your asshole colleague – i.e “Getting Phill’d, Getting Gary’d, Getting Shanice’d”
Kane: ‘Well fuck, I’m getting Gav’d again this week because that cunt is on leave again’
Greg: ‘That asshole Gav’d me last week’
by klov3766 May 29, 2018
mugGet the Getting Gav’dmug.

get lurnt

Pronounced as "get turnt". Something you say to people after just correcting them on a subject. Sort of like saying "get educated" or "get your facts straight"
Bob: There are polar bears in all of Norway
Joe: actually, there are only polar bears on the island of Svalbard, get lurnt
by Alexhost October 27, 2015
mugGet the get lurntmug.

get strict

Seamus really wants to get strict with Pierre.
by corporalbuttmaster January 11, 2011
mugGet the get strictmug.

getting Zinked

being the victim of intense tomfoolery.
Mark: I invited Hampson to look at this website, but little does he know, it's about him!
Andrew: Looks like he's getting Zinked today.
by YouReadMyName November 16, 2016
mugGet the getting Zinkedmug.

getting hutched

When someone keeps screwing you over in a game.
Person #1: John made Louis draw 4 cards again in Uno!
Person #2: Oh no! Was he getting hutched again?!
Person #1: Yeah we were laughing our ass off!
by Aussems December 6, 2021
mugGet the getting hutchedmug.

to get crackers

the act of leaving xbox live to masturbate late at night
Guy 1: Man, did Bob get off again?
Guy 2: Ya, he told me he was goin' to get crackers
Guy 1: Haha, what a 'uckin homo
by elpocoloco16 May 16, 2010
mugGet the to get crackersmug.

Getting Barreled

When you go to cracker barrel and get the chicken fried chicken, it's good but always makes you extremely sick and have diarrhea. This was created after Noel Miller had a fan, Hudson, summited a story over DMs of getting Barreled with his friends.
"Hey man, me and Hudson are Getting Barreled, want to come with?"
"Hell no, I don't want to have to be stuck in the bathroom for half an hour"
by ArinLeigh March 11, 2021
mugGet the Getting Barreledmug.

Share this definition