Fuck

The etymology of this term is said to have originated from many a possibility, including truth and farcity. The highest possibility is that of Germanic origin, being it is found in many a cognate throughout several Germanic languages. German- Ficken (to copulate). Dutch- Fokken (to breed). dialectical Norwegian- fukka (to copulate. dialectical Swedish- fucka (to strike, copulate) and fuck (penis). It also has possible Celtic, Greek, Latin, and Anglo-Saxon origins, most of which are based on situational absolutes.
Many farce etymologies of this term are of acronymic origin for the word, such as:
- Fornication Under Carnal/Cardinal Knowledge
- Fornication Under Control/consent/command (of the) King
- False Use (of) Carnal Knowledge
- Felonious Use (of) Carnal Knowledge
- Forced Unlawful Carnal Knowledge (generaly used to refer to rape).
Today, in america and many other countries, this term has been morphed and twisted into a much more "useful" form of usage. It's current definition is that of many, all molding the term into explitive form. Commonly refered to as the F Bomb, it can be used to express many emotions, such as anger, frustration, excitement, arousal, anxiety, being overwhelmed, being surprised, etc. It's most common form is that of an interjection, similar to missuse of the terms "bloody" in the UK, or "bloomin" in Australia. Usually "the" preceeds this term, almost acting as a disclaimer of sorts. All in all, it's a word that is seemingly taboo and yet so commonly used today.

Common Examples Include:

"What the FUCK!"
(Exclamation)
"Why the fuck do you think you are?"
(somewhat interjective)
"Fuck me."
(Verb)
"I'm fuckin' awesome!"
(adverb)
"I don't give a flying fuck"
(noun)
"Oooooh fuck, baby..."
(seemingly meaningless, but somehow explains everything)

by Of Short Reprise March 26, 2008

fucking

if you dont know what "fucking" means, your a fucktard.

Allow me to explain, fucking is basicly a verb for fuck, as in
-"Dude your fucking a donkey, you stupid shit "

Also fucking can mean somthing insulting like:
-"That fucking hoe better not start fucking around"

Fucking can also mean an act of pleasure, like this:
-"Sherly began to open her legs, and Bob starting fucking her up and she moened 'OMG THIS IS SOO GOOD, FUCK ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!"

Now if you didnt get that your a fucking moron...

by OMFG HAXXORR December 28, 2005

fuck the fuck off

When you are really pissed off at someone and a regular "Fuck Off" won't do. This amplification of it is a good expression to use.

Hey Bill, why don't you just fuck the fuck off.

by rusty69 October 15, 2013

fuck

can be used as literally any part of speech in any context. The most useful word in the modern English language. See also fucking.

"What the fuck?"
"Fuck you"
"Fuck me"
"Oh my fucking god!"
"Fan-fucking-tastic!"
"He did fuckingly well on that test."
"Jessie is totally fuckable."
"Fuck!"

by bflow November 4, 2007

Fuck

A Word That Can Fix Any Problem, Express Any Feeling, And To Have A Sex

"Get That Fuck Outta My House"
"Fine"

"Im So Fucking Blazed"
"I Know Me Too Man"

"Let's Fuck"
"You Read My Mind"

by Kusmeister55 May 23, 2009

fuck

fuck

me: fuck

by RunatiK September 12, 2017

Fucks

A standard unit of measurement used to quantify exactly how much you care about someone's petty problems

20/760 Watts = 1 fuck

Conversion based upon penalizing people who say “I give no fucks” for their phrasing. The number NO in the duotrigesimal number system corresponds to 23*32^1 + 24*32^0, or 760 in the decimal system. This along with the average power of the human brain (20 Watts) leads me to say that 20/760 Watts = 1 fuck. So if someone were to say “I give NO fucks about your problem” what they’re really saying is “I am devoting the full power of my brain to solving your problem”

Person 1: "I give approximately 732.47 fucks"

Person 2: "Wow, your really putting some effort into this."

by Quantify this bitch November 17, 2012