by gagadad January 27, 2020

it used to mean "i hope i get this three-pointer" but now it means "i hope i dont die in this helicopter ride"
by Jeffalooboo February 26, 2020

by yeetboi61 February 3, 2020

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway
by Kobella November 22, 2021

by Hotshotfdgfd July 22, 2019

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"
Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016

by Kobe 1234 January 8, 2021
