Kobe

kobe is the chubby friend is is so funny. He be acting dumb most of the time. And he like his "foOoOoOD" he short . Kobe will love you <3

kobe the man.

by r.forreese December 6, 2019

Kobe

Kobe a Jewish lollipop who will eat your kids

Kobe stay away from kids you little vadge sniffer

by Kobe 1234 January 8, 2021

Kobe

Something you used to say when you shoot a fadeaway or a jump shot but since he died it is illegal.

Dude 1: "Kobe "
Dude 2: "He died in a helicopter crash so you are not allowed to say it anymore.

by gagadad January 27, 2020

kobe

Kobe is a kind and loving person. He will treat you well and will stay by your side always.
Kobe has an extremely large dick and is really well with the ladies.
He usually has brown hair and at medium height.
If you know a Kobe, you should try to make friends with him, as he will be able to protect you.

kobe is really nice!

by Jake58376 April 21, 2022

Kobe

Before was used to always land your shots, now its always missing them.

God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"

by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020

KOBE DAY

On August 24 every year we will celebrate the remembering of Kobe Bryant

*did you hear it’s Kobe day * “today we will all wear his jersey and celebrate the remembering of him“*shoots basket *that was for Kobe”

by Jus me January 27, 2020

Kobe

Took the booty instead of paying for it like a criminal.

Cookie Monsta is known to Kobe a few smuts too.

by SexMoneyTucker August 14, 2021