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Kobe

Something you used to say when you shoot a fadeaway or a jump shot but since he died it is illegal.
Dude 1: "Kobe "
Dude 2: "He died in a helicopter crash so you are not allowed to say it anymore.
by gagadad January 27, 2020
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kobe!

it used to mean "i hope i get this three-pointer" but now it means "i hope i dont die in this helicopter ride"
Joe: Gee, I hope we don't die in this helicopter!
Bob: Kobe!
by Jeffalooboo February 26, 2020
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Kobe

Kobe is for accuracy when shooting anything in a basket
*dribbles down the side*
*pulls up*
Kobe!
*Swish*
by yeetboi61 February 3, 2020
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Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway
You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe
by Kobella November 22, 2021
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Kobe

I wonder if I can throw this murder evidence into the dumpster from here? Kobe!
by Hotshotfdgfd July 22, 2019
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Kobe Head

A fan of Kobe Bryant that overrates Kobe by claiming that Kobe is next to Jordan in the all-time rankings. Even though Jordan is more accomplished than Kobe in scoring titles, MVPs, and shooting percentage. Don't get me wrong, Kobe is a great player but not the 2nd greatest behind Jordan. Due to his poor shot selection, his career field goal percentage is only 44%, 3 point percentage is only 33% and he's shot 31% in the last 24 seconds of games. Kobe is a great scorer and shooter but his bad shot selection is why his shooting numbers pale in comparison to LeBron and Jordan, who have career field goal percentages of 50%. They were more efficient cause they took smarter better shots, unlike Bryant. Kobe is a great player, but he's not the best or the 2nd greatest of all time. Jordan, LeBron, Kareem, and Shaq are all ahead of him among others.
Kobe head: "Kobe scored 60 in his last game, he's the GOAT"

Sane NBA fan: "Yea but he took 50 shots to get there, anyone can score 60 if you chuck that many shots"
by The Power of Knowledge December 11, 2016
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Kobe

Kobe a Jewish lollipop who will eat your kids
Kobe stay away from kids you little vadge sniffer
by Kobe 1234 January 8, 2021
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