swine fluke

when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu

Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.

by kundus May 11, 2009

Scholer Flare

A sound you make that sounds like a flare going off coupled with throwing your hand in the air used to get someones to come to you mostly a teacher of some sort

Girl: I need help.
Guy: send up a Scholer Flare.
Girl:yeah good idea.

by Papa Scholer June 28, 2007

speaker flare

The visual indication on a voice chat or VoIP program, like Skype, that indicates that a particular participant in the meeting is speaking.

Bob, I can see your speaker flare, but I can't hear you. Oh, wait, I just need to turn up my volume.

by Podj February 19, 2015

shit flame

A "shit flame" is a term to describe a person who causes unaltered distress in someone. Commonly used by Mr.Lahey of Trailer Park Boys.

2. Also Know as "Shit fire"

Jim Lahey: Ricky grew up as a little Shit spark from the ol' "shit flame" and then he turned into a shit bonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shit fire storm.

by StonedShitrat January 27, 2016

Solar Flare

The act of cumming in a girl’s eyes to blind her as means to make a hasty escape from her bedroom. In reference to the move used by Krillin, Tien, Goku, etc. in Dragon Ball to blind opponents.

Guy 1: Dude, this girl I hooked with last night wanted me to stay over.
Guy 2: Oh shit man what happened?
Guy 1: I hit her with the Solar Flare and bounced out real quick.

Guy 2: Savage move man.

by CrankDatMihoyMinoy January 29, 2018

Stay fake

A scam artist fake persona of a person that makes fake things up fill his her pockets with donations

That person can (stay fake ) there full of lies

by Gotya mate November 7, 2019

spicy fake-out

Being so savagely tricked that you can't believe what just happened. (i.e. A teacher telling you don't need to worry about an exam and then giving you the most difficult test you've ever taken)

Guy #1 - Nancy asked for my number. I I thought we were going to go out, but she just pinned it in the girl's bathroom with a "Text me for period advice" sign.
Guy #2 - Damn bro, spicy fake-out

by @MissTake September 21, 2020