Are you fucking kidding me?

A statement of disbelief. Sometimes used to request clarification on a subject matter.

"The phone bill is $300?" "Are you fucking kidding me?" seriously?

Are you fucking kidding me? by quammibox August 14, 2011

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! 

Can be heard when the local tramp bangs his leg.

Stupid fucking retard bastard ass fucker cunt dickhead! I banged my leg.

STUPID FUCKING RETARD BASTARD ASS FUCKER CUNT DICKHEAD!!!!! by Yo Momma October 11, 2004

dirty nasty fuckin 

Rough, animalistic sex so powerful that bed, table, chair, etc. will shake and rumble and doors that are not secured by a heavy lock will shake loose and open.

Jack and Julie were dirty nasty fuckin so hard the other night that their door creaked open just as the mailman was walking by.

dirty nasty fuckin by Dick Charles June 10, 2008

dude you’re a fucking cuck 

leafyishere’s words returning to YouTube in response to IDubbbz being an absolute simp

IDubbz: “My girlfriend started an only fans and i think it’s cool, yeah”
Leafy: “Dude you’re a fucking cuck”

dude you’re a fucking cuck by Walter Snarf March 31, 2020

Absolute fucking retards

The term given to fans of Nicki Minaj, similar to "Beliebers" and "Directioners"

Hey look at those absolute fucking retards, they're probably listening to nicki minaj

I feel sorry for them

Absolute fucking retards by noie October 15, 2012

Fucking Nig

1) A negro who bothers you.
2) A negro who is more popular than you.

Oh no, it's that fucking nig again.
I hate that fucking nig.

Fucking Nig by nigar March 25, 2011

Fucking the dog 

When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.

The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!

Fucking the dog by 0verfiend June 25, 2005