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fleabay tax

The money you spend fixing all the dents and half arsed repairs that the original owner inflicted on your newly acquired 2nd hand amp/guitar/unicycle. Allow typically 10% of RRP.
'Picked up a manpad for 800 bucks last week. 'Cost me another $700 in fleabay tax tho, some nonce had stuck the sights back on with chewing gum and gaffa tape. Gah.
by gobshmite June 16, 2011
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Reality Tax

The requirement of acknowledging another person's tradition, ideology, or custom even though it has no basis in reality. The obstruction of human progress caused by devotion to something that is not real.
Our inability to cut medical costs by passing end of life legislation is a reality tax imposed by conservative social and religious groups.

Laws against insulting the national leader are a reality tax on the press.
by DrawBlood May 4, 2016
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trans tax

Additional and often unreasonable costs a transgender person runs into to use their desired name and gender, even after the legal change.
They wouldn't update her account name, only let her create a new account and pay for having everything transferred over. Ugh, trans tax...
by Zwerik January 8, 2017
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butt tax

The requirement to untain a girl/guy for sex, relationship, etc.
"What do you think the butt tax on her is?"
"The only butt tax I had to pay was a lollipop!"
"She required a hefty butt tax!"
by Reality king May 22, 2016
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dude taxed

The act of inflating a group tab through unwarranted purchases of manly items such as beers, whiskey shots and White Russians.
Hey man WTF is up with this bill? How is our liquor bill more than our dinner?

Yo Bro, you just got dude taxed!!!
by TheRealBMan June 30, 2011
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Hippy Tax

1. An amount of money paid in addition to the usual amount with the assumption that some of the proceeds will benefit a popular charity or other cause.

2. Extra money paid for a product which may or not include additional features, products or services aimed at the hippy market.

3. Money paid by those who are predisposed to paying extra for products and services that help them to pretend the 60s never ended.
Cheech paid the hippy tax for his organic milk and soy burger. He spent $25 for lunch, I spent $4.50 on my fast food.

The New beetle is nothing like the old VW Beetle; it's essentially a rounded Golf with a hippy tax added.

The Toyota Prius levies a heavy hippy tax on green consumers who have no concept of total cost of ownership.
by Spirit Bear September 21, 2007
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Fat Tax

A federal tax on all states that deducts you eligible tax return every year for being OBESE. Based on your BMI.
dude 1: "Man, I may not have the Beetus, but that fat tax is straight up Nazi foreal yo."

dude 2: "Yeah, Roger is gonna go bankrupt!"

Roger: "Man, fuck the Police!"
by Them Flan Boyz (2) September 8, 2009
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