Whore's Breakfast

A punch in the mouth

"You want your breakfast whore? Here's your breakfast!"

I gave her such a whore's breakfast, she won't need any lunch.

by drudad April 20, 2008

mexican breakfast

A cigarette & coffee for breakfast.

Karter and I shared a mexican breakfast this morning.

by adrienne July 23, 2004

romanian breakfast

Having coffee, cake & anal sex in the morning.

- Hey sweetie! Are you up for breakfast?
- Only if it's Romanian Breakfast!

by BKMB January 17, 2009

the lumberjack breakfast

When a man is receiving oral sex from a "large" woman whilst pouring maple syrup all over her head and body.

News reporter: Earlier this evening, it was reported that a man's penis was bitten off by his partner while he was giving her "The lumberjack breakfast". all the female partner had to say was, "I thought i was at Denny's."

by Fatty McFatfat fatass August 07, 2007

breakfast of champions

Marijuana, weed, or pot. Sometimes used in a abbreviated state as B.O.C.

'Dudes did you get the B.O.C. for tonight?'

'I'm all out of Breakfast of Champions again.'

'Damn I need some Breakfast.'

by TheOneandOnlyRealTT March 16, 2006

Elba Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and decide to splooge on a chicks twoit and cover it with milk and ceral(Luckey Charms Works The Best) and then eat her out.

I ran out of cereal bowls, so had to preform an Elba Breakfast on some hot ass chick.

by DF2022 September 27, 2007

English Breakfast

When a man defecates on his testicles and then completes a routine teabag. While the teabag reference is prevalent it also lends to the myth of why the English have such crappy teeth.

i think im going to wake up my loved one with a nice English breakfast

by Kaiser2000 May 23, 2008