The First Ladyman

The First Ladyman is what Bill Clinton will be if Hillary is elected President.

Bill: This will be loads of fun being The First Ladyman!
Hillary: Yeah... Go fetch me a box of cigars.

by smysizzle February 15, 2008

Fuck First

A person who thinks he is more important than an other. Or just better person.

Bad asses, Guidos, etc.

"That fuck first! He just cut us off."

"You suck at everything you do, why do you even try?"

by Edward Jonestown June 19, 2009

Second First Kiss

When someone puts their lips on your private for the first time

Danone: have you had your first kiss yet?
Ian: yeah, and I've had my second first kiss too *wink*
Danone: *gags*

by Erinmnoah May 27, 2016

Dessert First

Licking a girls ass or pussy before fucking her

With an ass like that, I am having dessert first.

by StepbrotherND October 17, 2016

double-first cousin-pibling

Child of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-pibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

last first kiss

A song by One Direction. “Last First Kiss” is on their second album.

I just listened to “Last First Kiss.”

by Brisomo October 5, 2020

Your first definition

You don’t know what to type. You hope you get accepted. What should my name be. What do i do.

You: Have you made your first definition on urban dictionary?
Your friend: what’s urban dictionary?
You: *kills friend.

by That 1 Guy May 10, 2022