Eskimo Dungeon

The act of shitting in a Capri-Sun straw, freezing it, squeezing out the result, and using it for sounding.

I was super bored last night so i eskimo dungeon'd so hard i came immediately.

by Zackariah5 July 5, 2024

eskimo palace

When your Eskimo brother and sister mate to have Eskimo children. Then their children have children etc... Etc...

Are you a member of my Eskimo palace? Fuck yeah eskibro

by Potmonkey August 23, 2016

Eskimo

A romantic partner who saves you from addiction or some other vice.

“That’s Janice. She’s my wife. She’s sitting right there. She’s my Eskimo.” - The Town

by Afleet Alex August 18, 2022

Eskimo Brothers

An eskimo Brother is someone who has slept with the same person you have slept with.

If you sleep with a girl and find out someone else has at some time slept with her you are that persons eskimo brother.

Pete slept with Gina. Adrian Peterson also slept with Gina.
This makes them eskimo brothers.

"dude I slept with heather the other night"
"sick I did it last year"
"man that means were eskimo brothers!"

by Ethan the guy September 21, 2016

eskimo dick

when the wee wee's not boneless or skinless; an "as is" tally wacker; a peek-a-boo pee pee; meat sword with a hoodie; king cobra anaconda; uncut ding a ling; scarfed pecker; bearded johnson; turkey neck with a turtleneck; the whole schlong ding dong; welfare weenis

He whipped out his eskimo dick and I was scared to death!

by savagebiotch79 November 14, 2024

The Eskimo

When you cut your pubes and put it inside your foreskin to create a fur hat for your tip

Make sure you do The Eskimo, it’s cold outside

by Lilbeanboy April 28, 2023

Eskimo

A bald heartbreaking cholo thats heart was cold as ice!

He broke her heart. She should of known better because that's Eskimo!

by PIrat1 June 1, 2018