A specific act of sploshing that incorporates the finer points of the donkey punch, but discards its more violent elements, the donkey pie has attracted quite a following. Beginning with a rear entry form of sexual intercourse the donkey pie is achieved when, at some point during intercourse, the giver throws a prepared pie at the back of the head of the receiver. A point of divergence is the proper time to give or receive the pie. For some it is a precursor and necessary step to achieving orgasm. Others prefer it to be an expression of physical and emotional release. Others still prefer to climax, give dramatic pause... then involve the pie.
Attracting a much wider audience than the donkey punch or its offspring the mule kick, this lighthearted act has become popular with people from all stations of life but seems particularly popular with pastry chefs, clowns, rear entry aficionados and Democrats. Among donkey pie enthusiasts, variations are relished. Experimentation with different pies are frequently discussed in forums and casual encounters, alike.
Attracting a much wider audience than the donkey punch or its offspring the mule kick, this lighthearted act has become popular with people from all stations of life but seems particularly popular with pastry chefs, clowns, rear entry aficionados and Democrats. Among donkey pie enthusiasts, variations are relished. Experimentation with different pies are frequently discussed in forums and casual encounters, alike.
Scenario: Two people are standing in line at the grocery store.
Shopper 1: "What shampoo do you use? It smells great!"
Shopper 2: "Oh, that's not my shampoo. I got donkey pied last night."
Shopper 1: "Me too! But we tried mince meat. I wouldn't recommend that one. ...can I get the recipe for yours?"
Shopper 2: "Absolutely."
Shopper 1: "What shampoo do you use? It smells great!"
Shopper 2: "Oh, that's not my shampoo. I got donkey pied last night."
Shopper 1: "Me too! But we tried mince meat. I wouldn't recommend that one. ...can I get the recipe for yours?"
Shopper 2: "Absolutely."
by ploud21 December 12, 2010
Get the Donkey Piemug. Coma caused by ones neck and rectum being jaded because of a group donkey punching session. Sometimes caused involuntary bowel movements and crying.
Kody, Dono, and Brody Donkey Jadened Zacc so hard that he went into a coma for 5 months and had to use a colostomy bag for the rest of his adult life.
by xWPeggyx February 14, 2010
Get the Donkey Jadenmug. by Darknessofman March 29, 2015
Get the Donkey Danglermug. by Kristin2525 January 14, 2008
Get the Donkey Dookmug. a scabby donkey is a slack girl that sleeps with married men and their friends, also been known to lapdance in public places
by redz2605 January 26, 2014
Get the scabby donkeymug. Larger British drunken female tourist which provides late night beach rides for drunken male tourists. Native habitat is usually on the Spanish costlines but is now known to have spread to other coastlines in Europe.
Dave: "Fuckin'ell John where the fuck did you end up last night?"
John: "Yeah Dave, I was wankered. I remember coming out of the Pirate bar and taking that Costa Donkey that was slavering all over us for a ride on south beach."
Dave: "You dirty fucker, stay away from me!"
John: "Yeah Dave, I was wankered. I remember coming out of the Pirate bar and taking that Costa Donkey that was slavering all over us for a ride on south beach."
Dave: "You dirty fucker, stay away from me!"
by Mat Vaughan June 24, 2008
Get the Costa Donkeymug. When unable to locate the source of a sexually transmitted infection, it is presumed to have come from the Aids Donkey, usually a cock hungry emo slut, or rarely another self esteem challenged 20 something stereotype with the entire sexual history of a community tattooed on the inside of their ass.
Dude, where did you get that rash ? Oh dude it appeared after I screwed Amy Victoria, you know the Aids Donkey chick.
by BC Peppers December 26, 2011
Get the Aids Donkeymug.