Fart Dildo

Bro, your fart dildo clogged the toilet again.

Jeff, so sending me pictures of your morning fart dildo.
by pbrewsky April 02, 2021
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dildo smildo

A noun. A dildo with a large personality.
Wow! Look at that dildo smildo!
by Smildo December 12, 2019
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A dildo on wheels

“And Case why did you start arguing anyway?”
“To cover up the fact he looks like a dildo on wheels
by tw: Ed Sheeran May 09, 2022
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
He started to shove his egg dildo up my butt, as i moaned slightly
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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Dildo with Cheese

Main cuisine in whorehouses, and alleyways with fun uncles. Can be ordered at Dominos but with a lot of persuading and pickle tickling.
Daddy: can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominos: say what nigga
Daddy: I said, can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominoes: meet me in the bathroom
*A few inches later*
Daddy: that was fun to order thanks nigga
Donald from Dominoes: the fuck you say to me white boy
by You got Lumbago April 05, 2019
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Tactical Dildo

A HK416/AR-15 with a suppressor attached to it. Stick it up your ass or maybe even your mouth! Put it to full auto while loaded for weapon cumming, Unload it if you dont wanna be cummed with caliber.
guy1: is that a tactical dildo?
guy2: yeah my grandma gave it to me
by a literal idiot December 23, 2021
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Pink dildo

Did you know jack cave has a massive pink dildo up his arse at all the time
by DangerousNonce6 July 07, 2021
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