diarrhea

a group of jetskiiers is known as 'a diarrhea': a unpredictable, splashy mess unexpectedly, explosively zooms out of nowhere from gaping assholes

Oh, man! A diarrhea of jetskiiers is pouring down the East River; no wonder the e. coli count is off the charts today!

by DJyeahyearrrralDUH! November 14, 2022

Acid Diarrhea

A form of Diarrhea that burns like fire, often due to excessive wiping necessitated by frequent gastrointestinal distress, spicy foods which leave behind residue on the sensitive tissue of the anus, or food processing too quickly through the digestive system and thus the stomach acid not being neutralized like it normally would and acid being present on the anus (with a severe burning sensation similar to acid reflex disease, or heartburn). Often times a combination of factors and the fact that excess human excrement and excess acid from the stomach normally found in diarrhea burn the anus area, and makes it feel as if it's being eaten away and disintegrated by acid. Also accompanied by "sharts", especially minor one's that only leak out a small amount but create the similar burning sensation.

Whatever the case, it burns like fucking hell.

I just had a really severe case of acid diarrhea... shouldn't eaten that fourth burrito...

Oh god dave, my colon and anus are burning like fire! I think I 've got a severe case of acid Diarrhea

Oh God, it feels like my colon is being disintegrated and eaten away by acid... oh God, it really is! Too much stomach acid! Agghhhh!

by TheRealMCrapper August 3, 2017

Vampire diarrhea

A woman on her period is experiencing vampire diarrhea

My buddy likes to eat his girlfriend out on her period, bro loves that vampire diarrhea

by Ratpoccia June 27, 2024

diarrhea

sewage that comes in form that singes the anus (back door) and is the result of hennessy and taco bell

Christina: hey Tyler, do you have a toilet plunger? I clogged your toilet with diarrhea.
Tyler: No. I don’t. Let’s make Conor pick one up and he can remove the duke.

by snickertits January 11, 2019

Explosive diarrhea

When your shit comes out in the solid, liquid and gas state all at the same time at high velocity.

Dude: can you get me some toilet paper, Had thai yesterday now I've painted the stall brown.

Dude2: you're kidding

Dude: I'm not, I've been in here for three hours with explosive diarrhea.

by Onepump man August 18, 2020

Cybernetic diarrhea

The uncontrollable outpouring of unsolicited, emotionally charged, or toxic comments on the internet, typically driven by frustration, ego, or boredom, and often lacking constructive value

“That influencer just posted a picture and got hit with cybernetic diarrhea from people who clearly needed to touch grass.”

by DorinaPantaz June 14, 2025

diarrhea pee

when you pee alot (9times a day) after drinking something. thats what we call diarrhea peeing

that girl was diagnosed with diarrhea peeing after drinking 9 cups of water

by sumn August 13, 2019