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Fake Dildo

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.
by Theduderonomy October 4, 2017
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dildo rap

Fake rap with entertainers saying retarded shit over a bangin beat that grows a buzz....like a vibrator
do you listen to lil wayne?

na man, thats dildo rap, I listen to Westside Connection bitch!
by Fish__ December 12, 2016
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dildo smildo

A noun. A dildo with a large personality.
by Smildo December 12, 2019
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Dildo Of The Day

The Adult version of Groupon or Woot.
Just bought a giant dong from dildo of the day.
by financialjoo February 13, 2012
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Dildo Chip

“I got hungry and horny do I made a dildo chip*
by Some bitch here April 15, 2020
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daft dildo

Someone who is stupid and everything about them is fake. Can be used as an insult or a playful insult when your friend does something stupid

Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"
Brian is acting like a daft dildo.

Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.
by DestroyerOfFeels December 12, 2016
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
He started to shove his egg dildo up my butt, as i moaned slightly
by The aubergine man September 14, 2020
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