Dildo glob

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one

Brigid L. Is a dildo glob

by Rhyeit July 28, 2016

snicker dildo

A snickers bar used as a dildo to derive pleasure.

Calel: Wow! did you know that Donna has a stash of "fun size" snicker dildos in her closet. dildy

by Bruce Needzweed December 11, 2016

daft dildo

Someone who is stupid and everything about them is fake. Can be used as an insult or a playful insult when your friend does something stupid

Derived from the phrase "Daft dimbo"

Brian is acting like a daft dildo.

Ron fell flat on his bum after trying to carry to many boxes at once. I laughed and called him a daft dildo.

by DestroyerOfFeels December 12, 2016

dildo rap

Fake rap with entertainers saying retarded shit over a bangin beat that grows a buzz....like a vibrator

do you listen to lil wayne?

na man, thats dildo rap, I listen to Westside Connection bitch!

by Fish__ December 12, 2016

pony dildo

A dildo with a mane on it, that looks similar to a horse's.
dildo my little pony mane

Ex. The fur on the My Little Pony pony dildo felt weird in my ass, but I secretly liked it.

by Carrots April 7, 2016

Dildo Head

Someone who just walks around lookin like a ball sack

That Person is being a dildo head because she beat the meat out of your hampster

by Buttholejenkins December 8, 2018

Cleveland dildo

The act of taking a shit mid winter outside, letting it freeze then using the frozen feces as a Dildo.

If you’re going to give me the Cleveland Dildo at least put it in my ass

by Captain clap August 31, 2018