Cuddle Puddle

When you get her to squirt (puddle) and then proceed to snuggle closely together for a long time while enjoying a movie (cuddle).

After we fucked, we totally cuddle-puddle'd.

Ever been in a cuddle puddle, it's not what you think.
In our cuddle puddle I felt a wetness on my outer thigh that I knew was hers.
Damn! That cuddle puddle last night made me take shower twice.

by HobblesAndPuddles February 19, 2017

cuddle monkey

a soft arse bloke with a twat as a farther

Stuart is a cuddle monkey LOLOLOLOL

by chris February 16, 2005

Cuddle Night Stand

When two people have a one night stand, but instead of having sexual intercourse, the couple simply cuddles with each other.
Sleeping with someone for one night without having sex.

Doyle is such a loser. He can't get laid, so he has to resort to cuddle night stands in order to get close to a female.

I was too tired to bang her, so we had a cuddle night stand.

by LordLancifer October 20, 2010

double fisted cuddle

When you strangle someone with both hands.

I remember the days when Marty used to make the motion of strangling someone on the dock. Oh, you mean the double fisted cuddle? That's a Marty classic.

by assblaster9000420blazebrbkms September 14, 2018

Cuddle month november

All november you have to cuddle with your special someone

Cuddle month november- showing love and affection by snuggling up close you your special person

by Ava Marie October 13, 2019

Pussy Cuddle Bitch

A Male who follows women with excessive force under any circumstance. Usually includes cuddling, telling deepest secrets, sharing "chick flicks" and just being a little bitch. Usually apparent among pre-adolescent males seeking closure.

Man he went to go see New york Minute over Van Helsing?. What a Pussy Cuddle Bitch.

Hey guys i went to Starbucks with the gals last night is was so Sensual!

by Rupert J. Melendez February 24, 2006

Cuddle buddies

They really just wanna get downfuck. But act discrete about it.

We should be cuddle buddies. :) friends with benefits get down have a future bootycall

by annatolianna1 December 28, 2016