kill the fatted calf

To host a major celebration.

(Reference to the Parable of the Prodigal Son; mentioned in the Elton John song, "Bennie and the Jets.")

Dave finally graduated; he's going to kill the fatted calf tomorrow evening...should be a blast!

by scottgrizzard April 11, 2020

Tony on Craftfall

When someone gets salty (or mad) over a video game and leave that current Discord server

Them: Why did you destroy our base with all of our stuff in it?!
Me: Because we technically owned the base before you came along
Them: Fuck you, I'm leaving the team!
*They left the Discord Server*
Me: What a Tony on Craftfall!

by BuffaloBillions February 18, 2020

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021

5-minute craft

5-minute craft is used as a noun or adjective for someone that has literally no common sense and is just an overall moron. This term is related to the 5-Minute Crafts YouTube channel and is used as an insult for people who portray similar qualities to the channel.

Person 1: Why are they doing something so stupid?
Person 2: It’s because they’re a 5-minute craft.

by fishyeggos August 3, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Egyptian Like Crafting Mucus Art Called Booger Artistry<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Egyptian Like Crafting Mucus Art Called Booger Artistry<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Egyptian Like Crafting Mucus Art Called Booger Artistry<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Egyptian Like Crafting Mucus Art Called Booger Artistry, Also Known As "'Halcyon'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Egyptian Like Crafting Mucus Art Called Booger Artistry, Also Known As "'Halcyon'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Egyptian Like Crafting Mucus Art Called Booger Artistry, Also Known As "'Halcyon'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025