(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

yo who's that pulling up?
AYYY its Connor Boyce! woooo (everyone gets hype)
Meaning everyone happens to get happy when Con Blue pulls up
AYYY its Connor Boyce! woooo (everyone gets hype)
Meaning everyone happens to get happy when Con Blue pulls up
by Bro what ohhh Connor Boyce March 18, 2024

Wannabe strong leader and ladies man with a chilled aura, but fails and is exactly the opposite: Drama-queen who is a B-team loser prospect that will never make it to the A-team
The loud drama that Con Enzo is causing in the pub with that lady-boy is recipe for disaster- we can't be associated with that loser
by Enzoofficial September 2, 2020

Funny but annoying , Immature but bossy , calm but angry .. you're everything that makes me happy in one , your the reason i laugh loud and the strength i need when i feel down . I love all your flaws like the fact you ash on the side - so annoying and fact when your on one soneone gets terrod but for sone reason i end up laighing with you aswell as trying to stop you . Just keep being you , my chicken nugget made from ducks xx
My con con x
by Iloveyoucs May 30, 2022

(V): to make a wild assertion and double-down on its authenticity despite an overwhelming abundance of contradictory evidence and logic. Otherwise known as “Pulling a Vinnie”
by REOScorpio March 25, 2021

Meaning two persons "holding eachother's penis," but not literally, it means they have joined forces for a one or multiple reasons or ends or are newly friendly with eachother in a somewhat surprising or concealed manner. It can signal a conspiracy or a secretive alliance, or a covert and somewhat scandalous or surprising combination. Can also mean where to former rivals are now friendly with eachother. Can also be used for women.
Estan con el pipi agarrado para joder a Pedro (They're holding eachothers penis to screw over Pedro), viste a Susan y Yolanda, estan con el pipi agarrado despues de su pelea. (Did you see Susana and Yolando, they're holding eachothers penis after their fight).
by BigMau February 18, 2025
