ass clown

A person whose stupidity and incompetence are magnified by their laziness and indifference.

Involving that ass clown will do more damage than good.

by Mark Whitney June 7, 2004

Clown Rape

Being raped by someone in a clown suit or a clown mask or raping someone wearing a clown suit or mask.

Did you see Little House On The Prairie the other night? It was a two part episode about clown rape!

by RobNYC May 29, 2008

clown fucker

Someone, usually male and usually straight, who likes to have sex with drag queens(men in dresses)and only drag queens.

What's his type?

He's a clown fucker.

He only does drag queens!?!?!?

by UpTownAries March 7, 2003

Feltchy the clown

The worst cartoon character ever. Really not a good idea. A wild hair, large nosed, trench coat wearing character that shouldn’t exist. Feltchy is identifiable by his “Black bag of mischief” and his tag line “I’m having fun here all by myself!”

I’m Feltchy the clown; I’ve got a nose for trouble.

by cwilly3 November 27, 2009

Clown Tool

A complete and utter idiot

That guy is a right fucking clown tool

by Lenny.Banter July 28, 2008

Clown Girl

A name used for a female who does things that can be deemed as clownery.

Person 1: Omg did u hear Maxine was being hypocritical

Person 2: Yeah she is such a clown girl

by wxllxxmx December 17, 2019

Clown Cap

Modern day cap with the flat bill and bucket size hat. These types of baseball caps tend to make who ever is wearing them look like clown especially when worn off center or the bill to the side.

Person 1) Look at that 909 Bro, what the hell is he wearing on his head?
Person 2) Oh, that's a clown cap.

by Das Twit October 8, 2009