chad ocho cinco

the new official name of NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson of the Cincinnati Bengals

In court somewhere in Florida:
Chad: Hello, my name is Chad Johnson, I am a famous NFL WR and I would like to change my last name to Ocho Cinco so I can seem even more audacious and idiotic.
Judge: What a great reason! I agree! Court is now adjourned.

NFL Fanboy: Like lookz @ dis sick Chad Johnson Bengals jersey I got for my birthday! I am lykE tottaly going to wearz it to teh gAme my ParentZ are binging me to!!!!!11111one11eleven!!!
True Bengals Fan: There is no player on the Bengals named Chad Johnson, but there is a player name Chad Ocho Cinco!

by you got me lost for words October 20, 2008

Chadd

Chadd means a very chill person who is either very tall or has a very HUGE cock and is great at sex

I just seen chadd today wearing grey sweatpants and I seen his dick print.

by Diamondrush November 5, 2015

Chad

The male version of "Karen"

"Look at this Chad getting all bent out of shape and asking for the manager."

by Millie Hagen April 30, 2020

chad

chad is a very short ass roadant who like hugs from gay men chad has cool ass hair he lives in the seven seas of the universe

chad is cool

by doglloo July 9, 2019

Chaids

chaids, also known as chav aids

"omg that chav caught chaids"

by Rhys Baylis May 9, 2008

Giga Chad

a strong, tall and masculine alpha male commonly refered to Giga Chad.

my friend Asher is an absolute Giga Chad

by Cbum is daddy October 17, 2022

chad

one of my mom and dad's main plugs who for some reason occasionally gives my mom free weed 🤔🤔

mom: hey Chad came by earlier and hooked me up with some good shit
me: hell yeah mama fire it up

by dumb jsjsj June 11, 2020