Doritos cereal

Man I’m so high... wanna make Doritos cereal? Sure thing man... (pours in Doritos inside bowl) (begins to pour Mountain Dew in the bowl) Ugh! MAN what the fuck?! (Begins to eat it) (swallows a bit of the cereal) (begins to throw up uncontrollably) MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! (Continues to throw up) YOU OKAY?! (Throws up 5% of their brain) AAAAH!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!

I’m so hungry for some Doritos cereal

by ieatantsforbreakfast November 07, 2021

National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day

Every year, May 13 is a happy day for people who put milk in a bowl first and then cereal. On this day U CAN NOT get mad because of that because we celebrate National put milk in a bowl before u put the cereal day.

Anna: *puts milk in a bowl before cereal"
Mom: WHAT THE- R U DOING?
Anna: Chill, it is National put milk in a bowl before you put the cereal day.

Mom: I-

by Dahoodgrill123 November 04, 2021

The Five Cereals

When you give someone a titty twister and have them name 5 name-brand cereals before you let go. Every time they name an off-brand cereal, you twist 45 degrees and they have to start over.

Friend 1: I gave Eric the five cereals today for acting like an idiot.

Friend 2: ouch. He probably deserved it though.

by NutBuster6669 December 03, 2020

Eggo Cereal

A breakfast cereal manufactured by Kellogg's. The cereal was discontinued in 2012.

Eggo Cereal consists of maple syrup, cinnamon toast, and flavoured corn cereal pieces in a waffle shape, just like Eggo waffles

by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023

big cereal eater

Pimp

He's a big cereal eater

by Big_dawg16457 April 21, 2017

Cereal Foot

A condition affecting the bottom of the feet which most often results from several or more hours spent playing volleyball in the sand, and that is characterized by a mild irritation of the skin at the soles of the feet, and which results in mild discomfort or soreness similar to the sort of discomfort that one might feel at the roof of their mouth after engaging in the over consumption of breakfast cereal.

I had a serious case of cereal foot from playing volley ball at the park all day.

by Arthur Peterson January 17, 2010

cereal high

When one is so high all they can do is crave cereal, and until the cereal is attained the craving will be there.

“I got so high now all I want is cereal, I’m cereal high”

by Jmoney4204 February 06, 2025