Cactus

A person who u share a situationship with

She is my cactus

by savemeh March 7, 2023

Cactus ripping

Cactus ripping is where a woman’s pubic stubble is so viciously sharp that when a man sticks his dick inside, it pierces right through the condom and into his dick leaving him unprotected and in pain.

Eli rushed to the emergency room after Tammy took him on a cactus ripping adventure.

by Eli Jackhammer April 4, 2023

CactusMan4562

Adjective: When your face looks like you've eaten a beehive

That CactusMan4562 mf should stick his dick in a pencil sharpener despite it being too small.

by Stwaberry June 6, 2023

Cactus

Cactus is mysterious. They would love to fucking die. They have a life filled with rotting in jail.

Cactus is not friendly. They would probably stvb you if they had the chance.

by WackiCacki December 5, 2023

Cactus Tampon

When people are curious about what you are looking at / buying at a a store and crowd your space for no reason. I could be looking at Cactus Tampons and some jerk comes along to see what you are looking at.

Go away you cactus tampon, I need my space when I shop.

by Old_Crow_242 December 11, 2023

CactusWriter

Yet another Internet weirdo from English Wikipedia. Drives away editors Hollywood with his loud and pointless fights.

I know CactusWriter - said no one.
I trust CactusWriter - said no one.
CactusWriter is a cool guy - said no one

by Barkingdog December 30, 2023

Cactus

A penis that is large and red and "pimped up" at the tip, and has pubic hair that is similar to that of 'cactus spikes'.

I saw your grandpa's cactus last night.

Crazy, fuck dawg! That's a big cactus.

by spoezzy March 3, 2024