Comfi

1. Noun, a Canadian streamer under the title of Comfi from PotOfGold_Productions. He tends to be an absolute idiot but also he's a streamer, what else is new.

2. Adjective, a way of describing yourself and the usage of the I at the end of the word shows that you truly would not like to move at the moment. Your just being comfi.

1.
Person1: yo did you catch the latest PotOfGold_Productions stream?
Person2: Yeah, Comfi accidentally blew himself up twice in Valorant, fucking idiot.

2. Person1: yo bro, wanna do something tonight?
Person2: nah, I just got in my bed and I'm all comfi.

by Cicccirle June 15, 2023

Comfort drummer

A drummer in a band who brings you immense comfort that you’ve never felt from anyone else before in a platonic appreciative way.

“Oh that drummers my comfort drummer!”

by uwuooof July 16, 2023

COMFACB

Acronym for "Cream Of Mushroom Fat Ass Cellulite Bitch" - referring to a person whose name almost certainly starts with "A" and generally resembles a can of cream of mushroom soup that got sloppily dumped into a pair of shoes some time in the early 90's and has been continually rotting every since. Last name is almost certainly a type of breakfast protein. Said person only gets such grief based on physical appearance because their soul is dog shit and everything about them is ugly. (Despite having a relatively passable face I guess)

"Oh shit, COMFACB is calling, they must be out of drugs."

by Gods13thmouth August 27, 2023

Comfoken

When you are comfortable in a broken limb looking position.

"Did you see the new season of Stranger Things?"

"Yeah! Max looked comfoken when Vecna possessed her"

by Katsuny July 25, 2024

comfort ex

the one ex you have that is still your best friend and understands you more than anyone else but you're not together

my comfort ex is my soulmate

by celsmeow September 8, 2023

ComFELBJraTiveDO

A soldier or warlum of LBJ as in Lonnie Benningfield junior a warlum soldier that fights wars battles and terrorism. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created comfelbjrativedos.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior leader of all comfelbjrativedos. Make a great fellow fighter by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine. 💚💜💚💜.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 19, 2023

COMFELBJASHEDO

A informale soldier warlum combattle fighter.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

I invented and made and created COMFELBJASHEDOS A FELBJRATIVE SIDE KICK. IN WAR AND BATTLE COMBAT. REAL LIVING FLESH AND RELBJALOOD FLESH AND RELBJALUD FIGHTING COMRATT. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 20, 2023