its when mixed Asains who have american names act tough to impress a girl or their homies but they look like a dollar store version of bruce lee
my friend started cursing me out in chinese and american so I had to expose his rip off bruce lee lookin ass
by 我会踢你的屁股 February 2, 2020
Get the rip off bruce lee mug.Jane got Bruced when they went tot the Yankee game and he abandoned her in NYC with no way home. When she called him he said it was her fault that she didn’t meet him at the right place and that he was upset.
by Chicksonstickz August 30, 2024
Get the Bruced mug.That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.
Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"
by TheDeadYeti November 26, 2023
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by Foxies1 February 20, 2023
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Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025
Get the Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song)) mug.To loudly point and proclaim that object does not live there, while speaking in a voice similar to Mr.Mackey, finished a slow mmm'kay.
"Hey", as the pointed at the box, "that does not live there, mmm'kay."
"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."
"I wish he wouldn't do the bruce to us, its getting annoying."
by Brucestopher August 8, 2024
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