Betty

Your rural uncle Dave's *favorite* cow

Uncle Dave: Ole' Betty and I were up til' dawn doin' the dirty deeds if you know what I mean

by Viktor Kramnik November 28, 2020

Talking to Betty

Getting high on Marijuana.

Yoooo, we were talking to Betty last night under the bleachers.

by Stasea December 29, 2020

Three knuckle Betty

When a female uses any combination of fingers to insert three knuckles deep into her vagina.

My husband told me to send him a selfie of me doing a three knuckle Betty.

by anonymous January 16, 2021

Betty Beaver

A succubus who creeps into your bedroom while you're sleeping, has the most firey sex with your unconscious body, bites your dick off and tapes it to the ceiling then leaves.

Did you hear about Phil? He got the Betty beaver.

Poor Phil, he was suck a nice guy.

by Kn1fewound January 27, 2021

Brown Betty

A racist name for apple crumbles or pie. Popular in the 1950s.

"You always got these very lumpy mashed potatoes on steak night, and for dessert you got Brown Betty, which nobody ate, except maybe the little kids in the lower school that didn’t know any better--and guys like Ackley that ate everything." (From the Catcher in the Rye, by J.D Salinger)

by ididthisformyenglishteacher! February 20, 2021

Shredder betty

Female snowboarder. Tomboy of the slopes.

That shredder Betty just wiped out!

by Akoivu March 13, 2021

Bubble blowing Betty

A girl who loves everything with a penis. She always chooses the wrong men with chaods. She loves to gag on your balls so be careful

"bro did you hear bubble blowing Betty was coming to that party in the lace thongs"

by Chaod slopper April 4, 2021