beagel screwer

person who screws beagles

" U stupid beagel screwer!!"

by crazzyguywithabigwilly February 7, 2008

bagle

refers to the computer virus infection due from a worm.

this fucking bagle got into my computer!!!

by Youngbuk August 29, 2009

Beazley

Blowing a zurbert OR a raspberry onto a penis or vagina to make said penis and/or vagina vibrate and produce a loud vibrating sound.

Hello my dear. Lovely day in the park, isn't it? Why don't you come over here and sit on my face and I'll rip a beazley on your labia, darling!

by (PenisJesus) August 1, 2011

beaglussy

the pussy pertaining to a female beagle dog

degenerate: that beaglussy got me acting up

by thatonewaffle June 10, 2022

Apache Beagling

First you must roam the neighborhood and round up (or steal) a beagle. Then, the hard part...locate an willing apache and bring him/her home. Put them both into a room with a one-way mirror, and then you and your sexual partner do whatever they do.

Last night my girl and I were bored, so we decided to mix things up and do a bit of apache beagling. It started out kinda boring but by the third hour things were completely off the sicktor scale.

by cristolin March 7, 2011

meet the beatles

act of seducing someone by claiming you have a 'beatles poster' in your room they must see, then posing seductively in a traditionally playboyesque pose until sex is had.

Guy at party: Hey, I have this great Abby Road poster in my room. You should come up and see it.

Girl: …okay sounds good.

Friend, talking to another friend: Look's like they're going to meet the beatles soon.

by johnnyutah21 March 1, 2011

Beagley

The State of wanting bread. Mostly used to refer to wanting a really good beagle.

Dude, I’m feeling really Beagley right now let’s go to the bakery.

by jim20600 March 31, 2009