Barnes & Noballs

When you go to Barnes & Noble to buy a book but you notice it has tits on the cover and you're too embarrassed to buy it.

I saw some porn at Barnes & Noble, but I walked out of Barnes & Noballs afterwards.

by RockManZero3 January 21, 2020

Horace Barnes

Definition of a very nice character / a person with no enemies.

My friend Hector is such a Horace Barnes.

by Horac December 11, 2023

barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.

Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare

by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021

Barn owl

The barn owl is the most widely distributed species of owl in the world and one of the most widespread of all species of birds, being found almost everywhere except for the polar and desert regions, Asia north of the Himalayas, most of Indonesia, and some Pacific Islands.

Jimmy: Hey!
Rob: You See That Barn Owl UP There?
Jimmy: Yeah, Why?

Rob: Well, I've Been Trying To Catch It For Weeks! It's Really Fast.

by OKitsnathan9579 August 10, 2023

Katie Barnes

A silly little sausage

Katie Barnes is a silly little sausage

by Taz1122 March 3, 2020

Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area

man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!

by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016

Paris Barnes

The god of the Nigga race.

I just got done praying to Paris Barnes.

by Paris Barnes April 8, 2023