backseat bandit

One who sits on the furthest row of seats in a vehicle like a bus, a van, or a car. The term implies (often ironically) that those who sit at the back are "cool" and/or "mischievous".

Those backseat bandits are causing mayhem again. What is about the back of a bus that gives kids such a powertrip?

by jm93urbandict August 17, 2020

Fish Bandit

A lesbian who loves the forbidden snatch.

Ellen is going after Portia, even though she is in a relationship with Rosie? What a fish bandit!

by Not Seo June 1, 2011

Friend Bandit

One who uses a friend as a middle man to other friends in an awkward, aggresive, and obvious fashion.

Natalie is suddenly always hanging out with my bestie Franny. She's such a friend bandit.

by Jefferson C July 8, 2007

Bootyhole bandit

Someone who takes the booty from weak dudes and even strong dudes after wooping them in prison

What's up with Tone why he acting so quiet and shit. Oh that nigga soft ass nigga got his booty took(Manhood) by the Bootyhole Bandit. Yeah thats what he gets for talking shit to these Convicts in here. They change his name from Tone to Tina. That Nigga aint talking shit now.

Who dem niggaz in Medical. That's Big Rhonda and Clark. Big Rhonda the bootyhole bandit raped Clark in the shower but when he was done Clark fake like he was going to kiss Big Rhonda and bit his tongue off and beat the shit out of Big Rhonda for raping him. big Rhonda fought back but Clark still beat that ass. that is what Big Rhonda get for fucking with the wrong nigga. Not everybody in the joint is a soft ass punk buster sucka ass nigga some niggaz will fight for there booty and even kill you. I am glad Clark got that bootyhole bandit Big Rhonda cause that nigga done got at least 25 niggaz in here since i been here.

by No1one February 8, 2013

booty bandit

a man who shows up, gets da booty, and then is gone in 20mins or less!!

He creeped up, got da booty and was gone in 20. He is a booty bandit!

by i shall remane nameless April 22, 2007

Lush Bandit

Someone who is a douche that likes to drink beer and have hard gay sex.

That guy is a lush bandit look at the way he drinks that beer with those fagots

by Zach Russell December 15, 2003

Smokey and the Bandit

Sucking a fart out of a chicks Anal Rim, and then proceeding to kiss her while burping the fart into her mouth.

Burt Reynolds gave Sally Struthers a "Smokey and the Bandit" during a hot night of love.

by Peter Frampton January 1, 2006