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Brandon

Has a stupid laugh weird as hell but can be nice he’s alright but always annoying and bad at sports
Hey I know Brandon

Who is he
Some twat with a weird laugh
by Julius Kindle June 2, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is a sugar baby who does not trust his momma. He loves a giraffe of a woman. Actually, he loves any girl with an age on a clock (not military time if you know what I mean). But if you ask, he will say women are not funny and belong in the kitchen. He also likes to be referred to as Riley Reid.
That dude is such a Brandon, I saw him with your mom.
by brandonboyyyy13 June 9, 2020
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Brandon

A total asshole who thinks he knows everything a compete know it all and is also total pansey
Brandon a total prick you don’t wont your daughter around.
by xxmichealblack10xx May 24, 2018
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Brandon

Absolute Fuck Up. Most likely has acne. Also he is trash at sports game ex: NBA 2k FIFA
Brandon is a fuck up
by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019
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Brandon

Why are there so many cantaloupes?

Oh, Brandon got horny
by clevelandboi455 September 18, 2018
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Brandon

Classical, punchable face and body. Probably really fat too. Dumbass, tiny dick bitch. Attentionwhore who thinks he's hot but really ugly.
Did you see Brandon at the dance the other day? Ya he looked fat af boi!
by Dicksuccer202 April 24, 2017
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Brandon

Oh he is so nice so SEXY so FREAKING FUNNY also a pro gamer so dont mess with him!
Bro Brandon is my man Rylie so BACK THE FUCK UP
by OhhhhhhhBrandiniweeniee August 11, 2019
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