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Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
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Blazing

The next level of Glazing; The point where somebody glazes you so much that the friction causes your dick to catch on fire.
He started Blazing me so hard after I told him that his kids were going to look like mutated Goblins in the future.
by Mr.Goat September 6, 2023
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BLAZE

A term frequently used in the Baltimore area as well as East Harford county pertaining to something good.

An alternate meaning in this area is the act of getting high as fuck. I.E. being BLAZED.
"Yo that shits BLAZE!"

"He/She looks BLAZE!"

"Ay lets BLAZE son" -- "Im already BLAZED, but aight, as long as u payin"
by xoxo Jay Jay xoxo August 19, 2008
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blaze hat

Forestz make more blaze hat content please
by bob the cow fish June 25, 2024
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Food Blazed

The state of being so full that you feel like you are under the effects of cannabis.Specifically the lethatgic and slowness of response effects.
Bruhh, ive scranned so much im so food blazed.
by Matiwithani December 3, 2020
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Blaze

Shut up before I really blaze you
by No sole January 7, 2022
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Blaze

1.People with the name Blaze are usually very funny. You only get one chance with (a person named) Blaze, however. If you betray them it doesn't go well. (The non-american version is Blaise)

2.Smoke weed

3. Fire
person 1: "Blaze is so funny!"
person 2: "Ikr"

person 1: "wanna go blaze?"
person 2: "yes ofc"

person 1: "Wow I saw the blaze on the news and it was CRAZY"
person 2: *nods*
by I ship everything February 20, 2020
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